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Post by Vick Knight on Dec 15, 2004 23:16:52 GMT -5
*Answers*
1.to wise you are to wise you be I see you are to wise for me.
2.Its an airplane cabin, it crashed
3.Rocky Balboa (spelling?)
4.Flip the first two switches on and sit there for a while then turn one off and proceed to the room. If the light is on its the switch you left on. If its off its the third switch. If the light is off and you feel the bulb and its warm, its the one you turned on for a bit and turned off. kool huh? really works!
5.Bobs a dog, sues a fish, bob nocked over her bowl.
6.He was in a hot air baloon, they needed to keep in the air so they bailed all extra weight hence the cloths, but it wasnt enough hence him.
7.He was on a trip with his best friend and wife. They ship wrecked and the two buddies ended up on one side of an island while the wife washed ashore the other side dead. The budy went in search of food and found the wife. Since there was nothing else he coped her up and they lived off of her till they were rescued. The friend told him it was segul soup since he never had it before. Once back on land the man went to the restraunt, orderd the soup and it tasted different so he realized what he had been eating and couldn't live with it.
8.they are fish and there tank was over turned.
9.Hes a midget. when it rains (a bad day) he has an umbrella and can reach all the buttons.
10.she didn't have a belly button.
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Post by Vick Knight on Dec 15, 2004 23:20:49 GMT -5
11.Man. First he crawls on all fours, then he walks on two then when old, a cane as a third leg
12.you don't burry survivors
13.a hole
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